Rare Is Not Scarce
Gold is rare. Diamonds are rare. Land is rare. None of them are scarce. There is exactly one thing on this planet with a fixed, verifiable cap, and it's 21 million.
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Wear The Message
Bitcoin-only sneakers and streetwear from the UK. Pay in sats over Lightning, no middleman taking a slice.
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A few favourites from the collection. Pay in sats over Lightning on Conduit. First time? Here’s how to pay.
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Classic B Orange High Tops
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Hal Black High Tops
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Permissionless Sneakers
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Orange Flock Urban Camo
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Permissionless Hoodie
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Nixon Broke It, Bitcoin Fixes It Hoodie
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Circular Economy Hoodie
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Rare Is Not Scarce Hoodie
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Satoshi Talk
Bitcoin in the real world: business, the circular economy, Lightning, Nostr and the culture.
The Most Expensive Pizzas in History (And Why We Celebrate Them Every Year)
Sixteen years ago today, a programmer paid 10,000 BTC for two pizzas — worth over £570 million now. But don't feel sorry for Laszlo. He's the reason Bitcoin became actual money. Here's the real story behind the most important meal in monetary history. 🍕🟠
Wear The Message: The Best Bitcoin Gear to Be Seen In During 2026
You believe in Bitcoin. You understand what it means. So why are you still walking around in a plain t-shirt? Wearing the message is more powerful than you think — here are the best Satoshoes combinations to be seen in during 2026.
Bitcoin Was Never About Number Go Up
I'm going to say something that might sting a little. If Bitcoin is just number go up to you, if your entire relationship with it lives and dies on a price chart, then you've completely missed the…
Britain Wasted Enough Energy to Power London for a Day. Bitcoin Would Fix It
Let's talk about one of the most infuriating, and most overlooked stories in British energy policy. On the 10th of April 2026, Britain wasted £6,892,251 on energy.
Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome: The Condition Affecting Millions
I'd like to formally introduce a new term to the Bitcoin lexicon. Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome. BDS. You already know what it is. You've seen it.
Why Every Bitcoin-Accepting Business Needs to Be on Club Orange
Accepting Bitcoin is one thing. Being found by the Bitcoiners who want to spend it is the next level. Here's how Club Orange and Geo Zap get you there.
The Family BBQ No-Coiner: A Story We've All Lived
You know the one. Every family has one. He's not quite family, not quite a stranger. The fringe family friend who hovers at events, drink in hand, waiting for his moment.
The World Is On Fire. Bitcoin Doesn't Give a Shit.
Gold bottled it. Stocks are crying. And the banks, as usual, have absolutely no answers. Funny how that works.
They're Not Confused About Bitcoin. They're Terrified Of It.
The banks have had centuries to get this right. They didn't. And now there's something out there they cannot control, cannot inflate and cannot bail themselves out of. Good.
The Broken Maths And Why They'll Never Fix It
The numbers in the UK came out this week and they're worth sitting with. The UK will collect £331 billion in income tax this year. In the same period it will spend £333 billion just on welfare.
Bitcoin Mining Is Going to Space, and NVIDIA Is Behind It
You think Bitcoin is disruptive? Buckle up. Starcloud, an orbital data centre start-up backed by none other than NVIDIA.
The SEC Just Called XRP a Commodity. I'm Not Having It.
Yesterday the SEC, alongside the CFTC, dropped their long-awaited Crypto Asset Taxonomy, a framework that finally classifies digital assets into five categories. On paper, it sounds like progress.
From Cypherpunks to Catwalks: How Bitcoin Became a Fashion Statement
Let me ask you something. When was the last time a pair of shoes started a conversation that mattered? Not small talk. Not a compliment.
CBDC + AI: The Ultimate Freedom Killer and Why Bitcoin Is the Only Path Back
I want to talk to you about something that doesn't get nearly enough airtime.
To Fiat or Not to Fiat? Satoshoes' Honest Payment Dilemma
A Bitcoin-only brand that accepts pounds and dollars. Is that a contradiction or just good sense? Let's be real with you. We're Satoshoes.
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